Man found trying to jump of a building claiming "Superman made me do it"

A man found to be a Mr Abel Smirnoff was caught this morning trying to jump off a building claiming "Superman made me do it".
 This was what he had to say.

Superman made me do it. I saw him my dream telling me to jump off a building. He was so bright. He told me that if I did it, i'll get as many Kryptonian babes as I want. So I tried to do it until you fools came along to ruin things.

What's really shocking about this story is the fact that he thinks that Kryptonians still exist. LOL. They don't anymore. The police aren't pressing any charges on Mr Smirnoff
(LOL He has the same name as that beer)