Top 10 facts about the sky

Ah the sky. A big floating lump of space residue just above us. So much wonder and exciting. 

Extra Fact: The sky gives birth to young children which it calls stars. 

Here's some fresh facts about the sky for you to ponder upon.

1. It's bright as hell. Look at it and you'll go blind.
2. I think Angels live there.
3. There's been reported cases of sky animals living in the sky.
4. The moon is made up of 30% sky.
5. The sky creates shadows using a process known as Hyper-Pseudo-Para-Metalysis Filtration.
6. I swear I once saw men fly in the sky but soon after they horribly died.
7. It's blue in the morning because of the sea and black in the night because of the shadows of people returning to their natural habitat.
8. It was created by a man known as Luke Skywalker. 
9. Clouds resided in the sky because it's a nice and warm environment for them to breed and populate.
10. There has been at least 6 million missing persons reports in the sky. 
11. In the sky resides a place called the Angels Bedroom where they party and meddle with the affairs of paramecia. 
12. Rain occurs when the breeding practices of the clouds go awfully wrong. 
13. Tornadoes are made when the sky becomes flaccid due to improper tendering of its skin flaps. 
14. Improper worship of the sky results in hailstones. 
15. The Sun stays up in the sky because humans keep beating it up.

Wow. That was 15 not 10. Well whatever. Enjoy the sky while it lasts.